Pirates of the Caribbean masterlist
Simon comes home hard and you happen to be there looking delicious for him NFSW⛔️⛔️.(HEADPHONES mdni)
Credit: Badjhur❤️❤️(I do not own audio)
The Colors of the Moots ask game
Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary
Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely!
Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it???
Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you.
Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation.
Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread.
Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists.
Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love.
Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3
Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you
Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah.
Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc
Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans.
Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post.
Green - wanna go touch grass with me?
Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.
what's in 141's pockets and bags: simon "ghost" riley edition
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In Ghost's denim jeans and leather jacket pockets, you can find this collection of items. He carries the bare necessities with him and keeps all the extra items (loose change, paracetamol, lighter, random tea bag) organized in an empty Altoid's tin. Although some of his items have been "decorated" by a certain Sergeant, his items are a reflection of his stoic, serious life.
- an extra black face mask - never goes anywhere without an extra! it helps to be prepared
- airpods pro + case - a bit of a splurge but he likes the way the ear buds fit in his ears rather than the original airpods. plus they're noise canceling!
- paracetamol - for the constant aches and pains when heβs off duty
- cigarettes - similar to the mask, simon always has a pack on him. heβll cynically laugh at the warnings all uk packs have before he takes one out. he smokes marlboro golds like all hot people do :)
- a lighter - constantly is losing them, probably picked this up at the convenience store last week and when he let soap borrowed it, got it returned with stickers that he can't remove
- cash - despite having a wallet, he mostly uses his card but for the off chance he needs cash
- earl grey tea bag - not sure when this ended up in his pocket but he keeps it just in case
- iphone 11 - a phone that functions well enough is good for him, he doesnβt need a fancy camera or all these gadgets (bonus: he does not have face id turned on). when he wasn't looking someone added a ghost sticker and for the life of him, he can't remove it
- same black leather wallet he's had it for years and still uses it even though he should really get a replacement
- credit cards - simon doesn't have one but two cards, he doesn't buy much but his credit score is amazing from his frugal spending and well paying position
- military id card - one of the only items where you can see the real simon riley's face (no one has seen this card before)
- altoids can (empty) - he keeps most of his items organized in the case (the earl grey, loose cash, paracetamol, and lighter)
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link to Part I - Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
a/n thanks for all the love on the last one! by popular vote here's what's in ghost's pockets :) next will be soap and finally we'll end with everyone's favorite captain!
OMG WERE DO I BUT
*during a stake out*
Gaz: God... This is so boring
Ghost: Yea... Hey, Johnny? What animals do you think you can take in a fight?
Soap: I'll punch a horse-
(two hours later)
Soap: -and I haven't forgotten about hippos. A grenade in the mouth should take out those murder pigs in a instant!
Gaz: From the past couple hours, I have learned that you are even more crazy than what I originally thought
My favourite thing about fan fiction is the experience of watching/reading something and being like ‘huh - I can see a potential pairing there, those two characters could be interesting together’. And then you casually look up the pairing on AO3 and someone has written the most beautiful, heart-wrenching love story you’ve ever read, with character analysis that makes you want to scream, and they’ve teased out the threads of the relationship dynamic in such an interesting way that makes so much SENSE, but you never would have thought it would be so fucking ELECTRIC. And then you recover enough from that fic to read another one, and it’s JUST AS FUCKING GOOD, and before you know it, it’s 3am and your eyes are burning and you’re squinting at the 100th scene of them confessing their love for each other and it’s still not enough. You know what I’m saying???
Fanfictions are myths. We all take the same source material and we say "Here's what this looks like from where I live, am sitting, know, believe."
This is why we can read 100 coffee shop AUs because they're NOT all the same. They come from the same myth, but each retelling gives it a new facet, spin, character…fanfictions are modern myths and I love them.
Tumblr: Who's writing comfort smut at 05:15 on a Sunday?
Reasonable People: ZZZZZ (sleeping)
Me: Ooo. ME. That's me. I'm doing that :D
@a-world-with0ut-dr34ms made this.
It was fun and I stand by my choices.
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
Gaz: I just witnessed a sex worker try to.work her magic on Ghost. This girl went "60 for thirty minutes and 100 for an hour"
Gaz: Ghost just went "I'm flattered but I'm not going to take your money"
Gaz: I'm so surprised he didn't cackle like a witch after saying that


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